so is anyone planning on being in the LA area anytime soon and having found yourself in the LA area will you be in need of a roommate? huh huh? anyone?
if so let me know.
Drinking my cup of tea while sitting outside tends to be migh highpoint for the day. only problem is i'm really not doing anything to merit my having a highpoint. My whole day is a highpoint and i'm going nuts. how nuts you ask? I've had the Abba song dancing queen stuck in my head allday... its getting pretty bad.
The only happy thought i can think of at the moment is how nice it would be to not be...
Life sucks ass.
This is David Katzman signing off.
Reality... I'll catch ya on the flip side.
Today the letters 'N' 'F' and 'Y' we're tragically killed in what seemed to be a chance accident at a local chemical plant. The true story has turned out to be much more sinister. To bring you this story we go live to our ace correspondent Teddy Jones who is currently at the scene of the "accident."
Hello Teddy? What can you tell us about what's been going on today?
Well I've been here at the chemical plant ever since the first report of the deaths of 'N', 'F', and ‘Y’ first came in. At first this seemed to be an unfortunate accident but further evidence shows that the three victims were pushed into the vat of chemicals. At first we believed that the three workers had decided on the foolish course of swimming across the vat winner takes all, that sort of thing. This assumption came from the note, which was found next to the vat. It reads "we have decided to swim through the vat tied and gagged. 17 did not kill us." Originally we we're taking this note at face value but one of the managers of the plant brought to our attention a recording from one of the video cameras clearly showing 17 tying up the three workers and pushing them into the vat. The police of course checked this tape to make sure that it had not been faked in order to tarnish 17's reputation but the tape proved Genuine. Currently the search is underway to find Mr. 17 and detain him. The police have asked me to assert that Mr. 17 is not necessarily a dangerous psychopath and that nobody should panic if approached by him. The police believe that the best course of action would be to invite him into your home treat him hospitably, they also ask that you would consider asking him politely to turn himself in as they have no idea where he is at the time being.
Once again I'm Teddy Johnson coming to you live from the local chemical plant.
Today's entry is brought to you in memory of the letters n, f, and y.
These letters were tragically murdered by the number 17.
Please join us for our entry later today where we will hear the full story from our ace correspondent.
Say your going from point 'a' to point 'd'.
The two paths you could use to get there 'c' and 'b' are exactly the same... no differentiating characteristics whatsoever. One is no longer than the other, no higher, no lower. They are virtually the same, for all intents and purposes they are the same.
So which way do you go?
So last night i was walking, had a situation fairly similar to the one described above. I just kind of stood there shifting my weight back and forth. It was the strangest sensation.
Walking from one side of the dinner table to the other should not be this hard.
I went to a few thrift stores the other day looking for some furniture to put in my room. one of the places i went to had a bunch of cassettes lying around so i started looking through them. I ended up buying 3 nirvana tapes for about 90 cents, all of them work perfectly. I'm sitting listening to them right now, you wouldn't believe how long it took me to find a working cassette player. Its great fun, to top off my evening i might go and watch something on the vcr later on.
So i went out this afternoon on a grand quest, the goal of which was to obtain Has Been. a simple evening was what i had planned. I'd get dropped off at bestbuy while my sister was at soccer practice grab my cd, walk over to barnes and noble and wait to be picked up. simple evening.
My plans for a simple evening were disrupted when my parents decided without my knowledge that i need some new clothes. So my dad shows up and takes me to get some clothes. I hate clothes shopping in general, going shopping with my dad is even worse... so two shirts, a pair of pants, and a pair of shoes later my dad drops me off at my moms place. My mom asuming that i ate with my dad didn't bother to make enough food for me... so i'm having ramen and popcorn tonight, yum yum. The lectures, the countless lectures about what to do in the interview, what to wear, what to say... you know its not like i've never had an interview before. I've been away from home for nigh on three years, all of a sudden they feel obligated to blow my nose for me... sadly they don't seem to need to cook for me.
The one redeeming point of the evening is that i did get my cd and its really darned good. I'm loving it. I had to go to three different stores to find it but it was so worth it.
I have a job interview tomorrow! yay! woopee! yahoo!
its with a mortgage company as a receptionist.
I just found out about it. if i get the job they train me, and if i catch on aparently i can get promoted fairly quickly.
oh i need a job so much... most of it will be answering phones and filling out paperwork but thats ok! its a job! a job!
now i just have to get it.
so its not tuesday, its thursday. I was close though, they both start with a 't' and have a 'u' in them and end in day. Thats pretty darned close if you ask me, can you blame me for getting them mixed up? no, no you can't.
i'm gonna go buy Has Been today! woo! yay for bestbuy!
now if you'll excuse me i have places to go, and people to see.
No! i'm sorry! comeback i was lying! i don't have anything to do, i'm not going anywhere! comeback! please!
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well then... i'll just sit here, all by myself... nobody to talk to...
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fine then... i'll just... go... and... umm... do something. yah! i'll go do something! ha! i win!
I want Has Been, this looks like such a fun album.
The songs are produced and aranged by Ben Folds. Aimee Man and ben Folds sing with Shatner in the song "Thats me trying" Which was written By Ben Folds and Nick hornby.
Speaking of Ben Folds his new Album Songs for Silverman comes out April 26th, I said that i really wanted Has Been but i lied, i really want standing, i really really want Standing.
its february... i just noticed.
aparently its been february for two days now... why didn't anyone tell me?
my how the time flies. last time i checked it was, ummm, tuesday i think. wonder if its still tuesday? you know, actually i take it back i don't want to know. that would just be depressing. what a horible little month february is, well at least its short.
bleh
yah, bleh pretty much somes it all up.
bleh
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the previous was an artists rendering of Davids thought process at the moment.